What you call someone with a really long and complicated name. (first or last)
We call my friend Ramathorn Ramachandran alphabet.
by Clit.Master January 01, 2010
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the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz
let's sing the alphabet song
by me May 13, 2005
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The state of having every single kind of STD known to man.
"That girl's slept around so much, I bet she's got the alphabet!"
by sunspray honeysuckle April 25, 2009
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An annoying song that tricked little kids into thinking there was a letter called 'LMNO'

Also, a double-U looks more like a double-V
Kid: My favorite letter of the alphabet is W.

Kid 2:I like LMNO

Kid 1:????

Kid 2:....

*cricket cricket, tumble weed*
by CriminalMinds01 July 09, 2014
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The 26-letter thing in an everyday book. If you don't know it, you are either not smart, a foreigner or a little kid that shouldn't be here. If you can't read this, please learn the alphabet.
Person: "Man, learn the alphabet."
Other person: "But I don't know how!"
by SunobinWhisper December 02, 2018
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The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
by Siblin October 24, 2019
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a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye
hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.
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