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alpha dumb is someone who is literally the dumbest person of all. they are usually addressed as tube lights but are a level higher. they won’t get your inside jokes and even if they do, they will respond an eternity later whether to laugh or say “i didn’t get it?”

these people also tend to be the softest and bubbly as hell. they might be dumbasses but they love you unconditionally and are there sticking with you during your thick and thin so you should be grateful for that one friend of yours.

they also happen to be a dominant one and even though they are a vers, they will still claim themselves to be a top and which is a mere lie.

they can also snap and act like the babiest if they are feeling themselves at that moment and blow your mind.

in conclusion, alpha dumb is a person who you should protect at all costs even if they are stupid, dumb and a bit of insane (a lot actually) you must not let them go, like ever.
“oi! alpha dumb, did you get that joke?”

“she’s alpha dumb, bold of you to assume she’s going to say yes to your proposal anytime soon”

don’t act like an alpha dumb!” “please say sike!”

alpha female? more like alpha dumb!”“shut up!!!”

“i’m a dumbass but at least i am a top so does that make me an alpha dumb?”
by kissysvogue May 04, 2019
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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