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a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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