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ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.
Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!
by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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