A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".

An elite human being, funny as fuck, full time shagger, invincible

An angelic and kind person, beautiful and sweet. Deserving of everyone's love and affection.

Pronounced simularly to 'Alfred', removing the 'FR' sound. Good, strong, powerful and authorititive male Welsh name. Commonly a name given to a person of uniquely high coolness and respectability. Roughly translated it means 'He who is loveable'

Short for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, otherwise known as "Lou Gehrig's Disease". It's a neurodegenerative disease characterized by muscle spasticity, rapidly progressive weakness due to muscle atrophy, and difficulty speaking, swallowing, and breathing. ALS is the most common of the five motor neuron disease.

A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.

What you can call Paul Simon.