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person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO
by MUCYOUT April 01, 2009
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Almost laughing my ass off. The more subtle counterpart of laughing my ass off (lmao). Whereas lmao is so funny that your ass is literally falling off, this is more of a slight chuckle, so your ass is hanging by a thread... you have almost laughed it off.
When Bradi hears a dad joke she says "almao". They're funny to her, but not the best jokes ever. Still, her ass was almost laughed off.
by Jackie Snackler December 30, 2020
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Allways Laughing My Ass Off
Someone says something really stupid, and it gets a reply of ALMAO.
Michael makes a really funny joke on MSN
K-Dawg replies ALMAO
by Kieron March 14, 2005
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to commit a cold-Hearted treasonous act upon which you not only screw over your friends and family...but the people that you work for and the old people that live in the retirement home for which you work.
Wow dude! you really pulled an Alma O. back there by stealing all that money from the retirement home.
by The man who knows and sees all October 06, 2012
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