me : "allen im rushing red, follow me"
allenmacpac2017: ok im coming
me: ALLEN WHERE ARE YOU????? THEY ARE ON ME!!
allenmacpac2017 : yu didnt tell me you were rushing

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak