A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.