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Another term for alcohol, mmm good.
by Anonymous March 05, 2003
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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An outdated abbreviation that stands for “Annoying Little Kid;” Mostly discovered in schools; They’re an unfairly mandatory source of annoyance and mental suffering caused by at least one person which grown-ups feel the need to have them stay in most of the same territories as you. They evade and deflect consequences in countless ways.

What makes them different from MSDs (Middle School Dropouts) is that ALKs actually stay in school and possibly graduate no matter how unintelligent they are.
“My permanent record is ruined all thanks to an A.L.K.”
by Super Saiyazard April 13, 2021
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Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.
Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.
by Martin October 08, 2003
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ALK is the initials of a very cool person named Ava Keeble
Did you know ALK is the coolest initials to ever have???!!!?!
by ALK herself June 22, 2021
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