When some Trumpists-turned-QAnonists still stranded on the volcanic island of Mauritius—who needed to concoct a half-believe story to gain public attention so that they could fly back home—told the locals that they spotted a big bird that resembled the flightless dodo in the middle of the night, when the country was still on lockdown, thus raising the infinitesimal hope that the Mauritian bird, thought extinct, is far from dead.

literally being horny and wanting to die at some point

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App

1. Originally used in the Navy to say they had found a person at sea who was still alive, as opposed to drowned.

2. Currently used by people over 50 to express surprise or disgust.

When ur too scared to say dead or died or anything like that u use

Un Alive
SUS

A synonym for dead-ass