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1. Area/city of southwest Houston, Texas.
2. Residents of this area are synonymous with being hardcore and ghetto.
3. Despite the shortcomings of this area, residents have an extreme sense of urban pride and loyalty to the area.
I'm from Alief mothafucka!
My car was broken into 14 times over the last 2 years in Alief.
by WooSah April 04, 2006
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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A sexy ass person. An Alief is very caring. An Alief is also a respectful person who is very intelligent and loyal. If you mess with a person that the Alief loves, you are better off dead.
"Wow you're a real Alief"
"Thanks Dude"
by DatThrasherBoi August 06, 2018
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a really hot man who will soon get all the older girls.

Really small penis
gael: is that alief the small penis?
gadis; damn thats small
by flert September 16, 2020
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