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a husband's or wife's non-court-ordered provision for a spouse before separation or divorce. Derived from alimony and getting boned.
Jenn gave birth today and that is clearly not my kid. Who knows who that whore slept with, but she better be getting some aliBony to help with these bills.
by DrillPress September 20, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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