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In his own words: "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..."
by M-M January 12, 2006
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A popular fictional character in the UK well known for his satire and interviews of certain politicians and other high class Britons which all originated from a Channel 4 show called "The 11 O' Clock Show".
From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
From then on he became very popular on the show until the show was axed and Ali G ended up having his own show as well as his own film called "Ali G In Da House". Probably most famous for starring in Madonna's music video for "Music" as well as other various appearances.
Famous Ali G quotes:
"Aaiii"
"Innit"
"Booyakasha!"
"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
"Aaiii"
"Innit"
"Booyakasha!"
"Who was da first British King, was it King Dong?"
by Spiceymike February 04, 2004
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1)The funniest fucker ever.
2)The british tom green, however, funnier cause this man knows how to "diggity check himself before he wrecks himself"
3)"Respect" to ali and the pun-a-ni
4)HBO cut him off cause he was too funny
2)The british tom green, however, funnier cause this man knows how to "diggity check himself before he wrecks himself"
3)"Respect" to ali and the pun-a-ni
4)HBO cut him off cause he was too funny
by Hooman December 12, 2003
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The greatest comedian to rock this world. With his main man Ricky, and his girlfriend Julie, he sets out to save the world.
by N June 19, 2004