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ugly faggot, most likely has an incredibly large nose and bushy eyebrows.
hannah: look at that guy!
sammie: eww what an alfred massey!
by haynuh October 15, 2007
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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