The woman of your dreams at first. Give it 6 months or less she will cheat and then somehow blame it on you or completely lie about it. She is a manipulative, backstabbing trick who will crush your soul, happiness and motivation if you let her. On the plus the first few months is amazing enjoy it while it lasts.

Good luck to all the gents and ladies who approach this siren.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.