How does one describe Alex Steele? A blonde tornado of a character, her undying love for cats is matched only by her passion for porcelain. Get on her bad side, and she'll scratch your eyes out (but only after giving you the cold shoulder for three years). Commonly spotted with her loyal, if not cognitively challenged boyfriend - he is the brawn to match her brains. An avid wearer of onesies, though it may simply be because the rest of her wardrobe is layered in the farmyard stench of her one and only.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.