A dirty little slam pig that deserves everything he's got coming to him.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came