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The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.
Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night
by Mypussyalwayswet April 29, 2018
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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