a really annoying know all type of person: if you say something and someone replies in a smart alec type of way then just call them an alex c.
if you know an Alex c then you will know what i mean when i say shes annoying, bigheaded, a bit thick and rather blondish also normaly short.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"

Ugly, annoying, and most definitely disgusting. Suicidal and sometimes dangerous. He follows you around like a child. And is most likely a liberal. Also has acne. This fucker won’t leave you alone.