by Micro.D _ck May 20, 2019
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
by obwait December 13, 2010
Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
by butthurtgirl October 22, 2011
The hottest most awesome guy you will ever meet! He can be sarcastic sometimes, but when you first look into his dreamy blue eyes you will know he’s more than worth it! He’s so hilarious and will make you laugh anytime. Friendly is an understatement to this unique, spectacular guy. Alek is extremely sweet! He’ll stand up for his friends at any given moment, and is a complete flirt, making his victims turn bright red at his comments. You’ll be completely satisfied by him in every way!
Person 1: wow I wish I was more like Alek!
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
Person 2: I know, he’s so funny!
Person 1: why does everyone love him so much?
Person 2: he’s Alek, I think that’s self-explanatory
by Elite waffle March 10, 2018
To do a ''Aleks'' is when you say you are sick while you are at home playing video games while there is a test at school.
by Se_m February 18, 2018
Nickname for Aleksander . If one calls themselves Aleksander with a "k", they lack potential to rise up as an Alpha unlike their Alexander (with an "x") counterparts.
Seriously who writes Alex with a "ks"... only the ones who killsteal(ks) on Apex.
Seriously who writes Alex with a "ks"... only the ones who killsteal(ks) on Apex.
by NibbaShakira March 19, 2019
A dumb fuck . No life, a cheater, small penis, skinny,short brown hair, acne all over his face, ass hole, and a bad boy friend.
by Studmufinn September 29, 2009
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