A beautiful exotic girl that loves to have fun, super rare. Aleks are the best person to talk to. Never let her go or you will regret it.
by Cyaaaaal4terrrrr October 09, 2018
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A very hot guy with great experience in sports and a very awesome person.
All the girls will want you if your an Aleks.
All the girls will want you if your an Aleks.
by junkyfunkyman November 12, 2018
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Someone who WILL suck your toes if he is nearby, his toes are known to carry every disease and fungi known to mankind.
by Some Orange April 09, 2019
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The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall May 09, 2018
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a daddy who will fuck you like no other. he’s gonna treat you well girl;). he’s kind, sweet, and patience. he’s extremely adorable and cute not to mention also a hottie. k&a forever bitches
by k&aforeverhoes July 12, 2018
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A very handsome boy. Alek is very sweet, noble, and cute. He is an amazing person and any girl is lucky to have him. Alekcan be edgy at first but eventually it gets kinda cute. Alek usually has good hair that will make you want to get laid by him. If you don’t have an alek get one because you’re missing out of some good A1 sauce
by IDONTUSEPSEUDONYMS June 14, 2018
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