comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>
1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.
do not freeze aldens.
2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>
3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.
do not freeze aldens.
2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>
3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...
2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.
3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.
3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 07, 2004
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Noun (Al~den)
1)A relatively common English male first name that is frequently followed by a surname starting with 'T'. Normally described as a *RUDE* and *Loud Speaking* person.
2)A name of a person who likes Football but is bad at it. He supports UEA in World Cup and hopes they win someday.
3)A very *overly confident* person.
4)A Nigerian dude who brags about his Skillz especially in gaming.
1)A relatively common English male first name that is frequently followed by a surname starting with 'T'. Normally described as a *RUDE* and *Loud Speaking* person.
2)A name of a person who likes Football but is bad at it. He supports UEA in World Cup and hopes they win someday.
3)A very *overly confident* person.
4)A Nigerian dude who brags about his Skillz especially in gaming.
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Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019
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Super cool dude, down to earth and has a super wide worldview. He always has a funny story to tell, and no matter how often he tells them they never get old.
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