A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies
by toasted_chimp January 25, 2019
A girl that is misunderstood,but if you are her friend she will fight till the end.She is very self conscious,dirty jokes she has plenty, dirty mind yup.She loves to read.she is often alone she has a bad bitch face but when you really get to know her she is a best friend.
by NOVA IS FAST April 03, 2020
by Hahahahah June 02, 2016
Alden is someone who likes to hang niggers and burn Jews for fun. He is a loving, caring, hilarious guy who always goes out of his way to help someone in need. Alden also likes to skin Muslim children and push elderly women down the stairs. Overall Alden is a great guy!
by Yungflamobki March 25, 2019
biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.
don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.
Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.
Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 10, 2008
Fuckin cool ass dude that shoots niggers and burns Jews. Alden is also a very kind loving person who is hilarious and likes to hang Muslim kids in his free time. Overall Alden is a great guy!
by Yungflamobki March 25, 2019