A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies
Hey can I sit with you at lunch today?
Sorry bro, there’s no room...Alden’s sitting with us today?
by toasted_chimp January 25, 2019
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A girl that is misunderstood,but if you are her friend she will fight till the end.She is very self conscious,dirty jokes she has plenty, dirty mind yup.She loves to read.she is often alone she has a bad bitch face but when you really get to know her she is a best friend.
by NOVA IS FAST April 03, 2020
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The greatest guy that you could ever meet also has diabetes ^_~
Alden is so fucking fat but he is great I love him.
by Hahahahah June 02, 2016
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Alden is someone who likes to hang niggers and burn Jews for fun. He is a loving, caring, hilarious guy who always goes out of his way to help someone in need. Alden also likes to skin Muslim children and push elderly women down the stairs. Overall Alden is a great guy!
“That Alden over there is a real sweetheart
by Yungflamobki March 25, 2019
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biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.

don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.

Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 10, 2008
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Fuckin cool ass dude that shoots niggers and burns Jews. Alden is also a very kind loving person who is hilarious and likes to hang Muslim kids in his free time. Overall Alden is a great guy!
“You see that Alden over there, he’s a real kind guy”
by Yungflamobki March 25, 2019
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