Noun; filthy-minded, confidant with Package Handling & adequate with conversation manipulation. Sarcastic, domestic comedian with a sick twist. He can Boost the halo off an angel- quick with his craft, Sam's Choice got that shrunken invoice. Fearless when Unleashed, Capice?
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A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
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