" That chavette on the park was playing hard to get last night.But as soon as we offered her some alcopops she just lay back on the grass(drinking away)while the 'cru' took it in turns to play with her pussy".
"She thought she was being a real 'pimpette' but she's just an alcopop pussy".

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better