The cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
by TurkTurkleton August 17, 2011
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n. Everyone who drinks excessively with only one exception: college students.
College student A, "I think I am an alcoholic, I was craving for shots on a random tuesday night."
College student B, "Chill out, no worries. You are not an alcoholic until you graduate from college. Want beer?"
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Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.
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1) a person who has been drinking for years, drinks morning noon and night, feels like they need alcohol, depends on it, and it often gets in the way of their social life

2) a label given by a non or less drinker to someone they think drinks too much but is really just someone who knows how to have a good time; drinks but doesnt depend on it or 'need' it
1) my dad is an alcoholic, hes been drinking for 15 years and hes getting really abusive.

2) you drank all my beer you alcoholic!
by gail March 29, 2004
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A 94 pound girl who can out drink every guy in the room.
I know an alcoholic who carries around a half gallon of vodka that wieghs more than her every night and drinks the whole thing.
by May Showers August 28, 2008
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The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.
Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
by Kazera August 22, 2006
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1)One who drinks to get rid of pain...To try and forget about things that have happened.

2)One who drinks excessively
1)Look at that alcoholic...just drinking away his problems.

2)Damn...he just drank a 30 pack of beer...and he's still doing fine!
by Valerie R. April 22, 2007
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