A person who always feels two drinks behind.

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

A class of chemical compounds having the formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, the drinking alcohol, which people use to party. Also can refer to 2-methyl-2-butanol, another type of alcohol you can drink but without the hangover ethanol gives you. Isopropyl alcohol(isopropanol) can be used as a disinfectant. Methanol is toxic but is useful as windshield washer fluid.

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...