Adj. Enjoyable in a way that will only result in regret through vomiting, physical abuse, expelling waste on oneself, and/or death.
After seeing the bowls of brown jellybellys, the rack of inexplicable pool cues, the bin of freshly cleaned underwear, and the ambulance outside, we all knew the town Tea Party rally was going to be absolutely alcoholical!
by Zism May 31, 2011
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One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.
He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
by your real name   October 17, 2010
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The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
by Matt J September 06, 2005
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A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
by Lionchick January 17, 2009
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When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
by TnPat March 08, 2004
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drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
by katiemac604 February 07, 2010
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The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.
"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"
by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013
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