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One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.
zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol
by sanfud n sun October 12, 2007
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The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches
Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!
by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 24, 2010
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The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.
There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.
by Regular John June 13, 2004
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Alcohol is a colorless votatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also has a intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best alcoholic drink in existence.
by Beth, yo December 26, 2005
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A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.
" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."
by kfs27 April 05, 2010
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a substance which is legal in the united states, yet more dangerous than marijauna which is illegal.
alcohol is a pussy drug
by robby January 01, 2005
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