The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

A class of chemical compounds having the formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, the drinking alcohol, which people use to party. Also can refer to 2-methyl-2-butanol, another type of alcohol you can drink but without the hangover ethanol gives you. Isopropyl alcohol(isopropanol) can be used as a disinfectant. Methanol is toxic but is useful as windshield washer fluid.

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

A substance that can make a white person dance!

The antidote to reality.

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.