The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 02, 2010
1. A college preparatory school located in the Albuquerque area.
2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.
3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.
2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.
3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.
by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009
Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.
James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.
by Fourty two September 13, 2019
by Grim Karen September 12, 2019
This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.
by Stachmatic October 11, 2009
Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.
Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.
by Victor Strange July 25, 2010
this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010

