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An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.
When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver
by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A vagine that has never seen the light of day... It's almost white.
That chick had an albino beaver!
by Normalnametaken October 06, 2013
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