Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.

an Alastair is the best at everything and the god and ruler of earth super strong handsome and the nicest, most lovable, popular boy in the universe. mostly have blond hair, blue eyes, and soft hair.

a super great guy!!! he is caring, cute, sweet, hot, athletic, and everything else that is good. he is very protective and shows his feelings really well. usually has bright blue eyes that are so cute you never want to look away. if he cares about you and/or loves you then you better hold on to him bc you will never find anyone as amazing as him. he is quite possibly the love of my life <3

The most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. I love him

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.