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Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
by Al Mac March 28, 2006
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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a super great guy!!! he is caring, cute, sweet, hot, athletic, and everything else that is good. he is very protective and shows his feelings really well. usually has bright blue eyes that are so cute you never want to look away. if he cares about you and/or loves you then you better hold on to him bc you will never find anyone as amazing as him. he is quite possibly the love of my life <3
me: I am in love with alastair and I always will be
alastair: I love you too, I would do anything for you and will always be here when you need me :)
by maybe im lying who knows November 15, 2016
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an Alastair is the best at everything and the god and ruler of earth super strong handsome and the nicest, most lovable, popular boy in the universe. mostly have blond hair, blue eyes, and soft hair.
alastair can be used to describe a wonderful person.
by nrnrnrnrnrn April 18, 2019
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The most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. I love him
I wish Alastair was mine..

Haha you can't have him cause he's MINE!!!
by Arlinah August 29, 2008
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A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!
Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!
by akanechan69 August 25, 2019
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