a alarm clock that charges your phone.
by joyful coffee July 1, 2023
by lordfusty August 8, 2007
The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 10, 2018
by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017