An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.