An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.