To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
by Apollo Suckport October 11, 2007
To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.
by Anon Le Mouse September 12, 2007
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. September 18, 2007
To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.
by leovander March 02, 2011
by kwusty December 06, 2018
A sweetheart who is generous and kind. He is a hard worker who volunteers. He’s shy, got a dad bod, and a dirty mind. He is good to his family and friends. He loves football, wine, and progressive rock.
by Ker1980 August 20, 2021