When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by KnoxiK May 02, 2011
A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.
by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016
by brodangles September 15, 2011
That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016