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1. Shoving a raw, un-lubricated cucumber into the person you're welcoming's anal cavity. It is customary for lots of blood, and tears to occur.
Joe was new to the Southern States, recently coming down from New York to Alabama, we decided to go out and buy the biggest cucumber we could fine, streamers, and some balloons. He was sure to have a fun Alabama Greeting.
by Tentarro January 20, 2014
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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