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someone who has a problem in the vaginal area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man
yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time

check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their
by doubLetroubLe119 June 13, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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