Urban Dictionary: al giordano

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A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 03, 2017

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A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018

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