by Theboss88 January 21, 2016
A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this
by Poor shy soul April 4, 2017
A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
Man 2: that's just sad man
by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009
Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.
by Chase Bond November 24, 2008
by whydidimakethis April 9, 2016
A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.
by FR3SH 2 D3FF November 25, 2008
Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."
by Chaz Mickaels November 24, 2008