The Natty Light of the airline industry. Low prices match the equally low quality. But hey, if you don't mind a 3 day delay and less leg room that the back seat of a 1992 Honda Civic, then this is the airline for you.
Good thing I only paid $13 dollars for this Spirit Airlines ticket. If I would've paid any more I wouldn't have been able to afford this hotel room I'll be staying in until they reschedule my flight.
by CaptainRockStone July 30, 2017
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by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017
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What's the deal with airline food?
Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?
by milkynipples November 27, 2019
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by Chris Mags November 13, 2006
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1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017
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The airline makes you sit on a shitty and assing seat for the rest of your life and making you pay for everything! They use cheap air tickets to get your ass.
Dude: WTF just happened! I just flew on Spirit Airlines and the flight attendant made me pay for everything!
Friend: NO SHIT! You should have flown on Southwest!
Friend: NO SHIT! You should have flown on Southwest!
by yballerz July 08, 2015
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