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an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day
"But Dr. I only eat 800 calories a day-- why can't I lose weight? I've never been this heavy in my life"

DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
by CrazyDoc J .5 February 09, 2009
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".
hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes
by top hat guy April 14, 2009
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