Urban Dictionary: air biscuit

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

An air biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.

Lee loves to spraff for air biscuits.

by sangajin May 07, 2007

A fart that makes neither a sound nor a smell. These farts are very disappointing.

Nin thought she was going to make a deliciously giant fart, but it was nothing more than an air biscuit.

When there is no food in the kitchen and all there is available is an air biscuit..which means nothing.

Mom, what is there to eat??

Looks like you better go eat an air biscuit!!

by Dolochick April 06, 2010

A loud, fart portrayed in an obnoxious way.

(Steve and Joe are talking)

*Fart*

Steve-Now that was an air biscuit! Check out the load on that shit! Woo!

Joe-Omg dude! Nasty!

by SDJOSAUGB September 06, 2009

An air biscuit is when you have a fat fucking shit and the bag of minstrels that just fell out of you will not flush

"Danny come and look at this air biscuit, it looks like a piece of cheese on toast in a washing up bowl"

by Inar Notlef May 04, 2007

When an individual farts in another individuals face. Usually accompanied by another, holding the victim down.Usually done while one is sleeping.

Last night you got Air Biscuited like 5000 times!

by THomas Joy January 06, 2007