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1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.
Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.
by Pussygalore July 23, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018