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"ahsan khan" is a fat smelly fish munching bong who likes watching gore and eating plain rice krispies
"Did you see Ahsan Khan wanking to gay porn in English?"

"Yeah, he;s such a weird bong. He's also so shit at football.
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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