A f*cking b**ch who will steal your girlfriend. A piece of sh*t who bites your face and back. F*ck him before he turns your life into a piece of shit. He farts about himself a lot so.
by Lost my Girlfriend January 25, 2018
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Hassaan is derived from Arabic word 'Haseen' and Ahmed mean 'Much praised' in Urdu; so literally Hassaan Ahmed means a highly praised beautiful person.

Hassaan was also a tribal leader of Hassassins (Highly trained assassins in ancient times in the era of Fatimid Empire of Persia and Seyria who use sordid means of medications and trances to train their assassins; in short they were ruthless killers or highly skilled mindless murderers)

Hassaan-i-sabbah was a Man of high intellect, therefore he introduced a new form of torture...he believed that physical pain is temporary so he use to bereft one from his fortitude and inflict irreversible damage to ones mind n soul.

From the legend Hassaan is also believed to be a person who is very dangerous and merciless.

like its said 'Different people, different mentality.'
So You cannot define Hassaan Ahmed, I just gave some facts :)
Hassaan Ahmed, you question too much. You and your skepticism annoy me.
'Have you ever seen the new guy 'Hassaan Ahmed' in our school? he's creepy but so hot!' said Saira

haseen Well praised
by PublicCritic October 21, 2013
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A man famous for making shit up and convincing others of conspiracy theory

Or famous for spreading conspiracy theory

Origin: The 4th Ethiopian PM who always tricks the house of representative to believe every shit.
Guy1: Hey you know Samson believes water molecules in Holy water have different molecular structure?
Guy2: Ya man. Samson is such Abiy Ahmed. He also believes in flat earth.
by MadHabesha December 10, 2020
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Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.
A thin long gay is said to be ahmed
by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019
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1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.
1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.
by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017
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1. A common arabic male name.

2. A word a paedophile yells when approaching children on the street.
Paedo: AHMED! I have caaaandy Ahmed. Don't tell your mother Ahmed.
by HerBlondHighness November 21, 2017
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A god from Lebanon he is the most strong and humble person that has ever lived. He is the biggest sk (sick kunt) or eshhay to ever live. He died in 2014 at Kogarah Flats , Sydney, New South Wales, Australia in a big brawl between Marist College Kogarah and Kogarah High. A few wise preachers have said that he will be resurrected on the 7th of December 2018, and dominate the whole world and buy the whole nike company and make just TNs.
Ahmed Hamoudy is coming!
That guy is as strong as Ahmed Hamoudy
by Hamoudy_ lover_44 November 01, 2018
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