When you actually don't give a f--ck but you're pretending that you are interested.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

word used by highly intelligent people to replace a wide range of words and emotions

When you’re checkin,checking,roasting,peeling, or whatever you call it where you from instead of saying ass you say ahh at the end of your check.

A word often used to describe an emotion, such as anger, pleasure or shock. It is also widely used in ghost stories

Sigh of relief.

the noise you make after peeing!